June 27, 2018
June 27, 2018
JOHN, THANKS FOR LEADING US THROUGH A GREAT YEAR!!
BARRY'S POEM
President John Moore “Toast”
When the year started John came riding in on his horse
Like Mr. Nice Guy…we were bamboozled, of course
He said this years gonna be all fun and games…
Then he proceeded to kick a$$ and take names
With no smiles, all growls and tough guy looks
He redefined our club’s budget and books
Uh oh, this club’s no place for the meek
My gosh we’ve handed the reins to a control freak
Be accountable, No slackers,
The demands came faster and faster
New Members, Big Fundraiser,
Commanded the Task Master
No patience, he wanted hares
And no tortoise
During board meetings, he was so rigid
Members thought he had rigor mortis
Meetings were run tight like a ship
God forbid anything on John’s agenda slip
Like a Swiss clock, his organization was sublime
Every meeting began and ended on time
During speakers’ programs
His predecessors would take time to eat lunch
Not John, he’d stand in their view
With his watch like a time clock to punch
At first, we worried about his approach
Would cause consternation and a chasm
But lo and behold instead of reproach
The membership responded with enthusiasm
This tough guy, arm twister extraordinaire
With his own quirky brand of flair
Was able to get many to roll up their sleeves
And pull up a chair
Through his unique blend of vinegar and honey
John got his fundraising committee to raise record money
He got us to turn out for rescue tubes and food drives
The results of which improved and saved lives
Over time as his tough guy veneer
Began to crack, we all said, “looky here!”
A big heart? Generous and sensitive? … Maybe…
Next, we knew he was sobbing like a baby
Disasters, saved lives, people in need
Seems it all makes the poor guy’s heart bleed
Soon everything his emotions would vex
Couldn’t get through a meeting without a box of Kleenex
John, we really feel sorry for your misses
We hope she doesn’t have to answer your bizarre topic quizzes
And we recommend you shower her with cash
So she continues to put up with that mustache.
Seriously John, from all of us, thanks,
This year has been quite dandy
And if there are some things we’ll all miss…
It won’t include corny jokes, silly awards or cheap candy!
OPENING THE MEETING
You can tell John is sad about his last day as our Rotary Club president
Joanne read this Inspiration by Mother Teresa: "Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier."
John thanked his Board members and committee chair with framed certificates and his Alohas:
Congratulations to all !!!
John posed this question to us all...How many Rotarians does it take to get the job done?
Every one!
INTRODUCTION OF GUESTS
Our visitors were: Paul & Caroline Cardile, South Padre Island TX, and shared their own Talk Story
PHOTOS FROM THE PARTY
Kit gave John a hat with a feather headband he made in Rotary colors with four bands representing the Four-Way Test.
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Kit also lead everyone in giving a standing ovation for Margie's continued dedication and hard work for our club, our keiki and our community. She gets us the best guest speakers!
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Joe returned the socks John had awarded him a few months ago, and our guest, Paul Cardile, claimed them since they were the original colors for the Denver Broncos.
Gloria gave John a nice Ti Lei from Kihei youth center, Joanne made a plumeria lei and presented it to John, "from our hearts to your heart."
Joanne ended the "Roast" of John as he ends his year as President with a poem to him and our fellow Rotarians, called, "One and All."
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UPCOMING EVENTS
PAU HANA ON JULY 4
Joanne reminded all that there is a social Pau Hana on 4th of July at the Kamaole Poolside Bar behind 'Ami 'Ami Bar & Grill on South Kihei Road from 5-6:30ish. Do drop by for a Hi & Bye or stay for later music which begins 6-8:00 pm. Bring a friend, family members or a potential member for our club.
NEW CLUB PRESIDENTS INDUCTION
Also, Joanne will send the website to register for a ticket to her upcoming (and all other newbie Maui County Presidents 2018-19) Induction on Friday, July 6th from 5:30-7:30 on the rooftop of One Main Plaza, Wailuku--at the top of Main Street. $25 for heavy pupus/wine. Come and enjoy our fellow Rotarians and celebrate a new year for our incoming Presidents.
UPCOMING PRESENTERS
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July 4, No Meeting
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July 11, Melodie Ulman, Executive Director, Caring K9 Therapy Dogs
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July 18, Dr. Nancy Long, Hospice
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July 25, Mark Barry, End of Life Planning